Jokes (Title not yet decided)

Even though the fart joke from ancient Sumerian civilization in 1900 BC is believed to be the worlds' oldest joke, I think jokes were there even before the creation of earth.I don't have any evidences to prove that my theories are correct, but in todays' world who cares for evidences. You just need some media hype and you need to repeat a sentence 1000 times on television. There you go - 100 billion people thinking "Why is he saying such a simple fact daily on television?"

Creation of Earth

God *Dobrek was playing GODS in his Atari ST personal computer. For 400 years he was stuck on level 3 of the game. Level 3 was very tough and Dobrek was fed up with the machines' performance. Finally he decided to take a P break.

The best of ideas come to ones mind while emptying stomach. After an year, 'The' idea stuck him - "I should create a real game. A game with no levels and plenty of players. Players who will worship me as the ultimate power." He finished his job and got back to his workstation with this new project. Meanwhile water level in the planet 'Pusho', increased upto 400m because of unprecedented rainfall for continuous one year. Next time when your mom says not to go outside during rain, she really means it.

Dobrek, who learned civil engineering using e-books and Xeroxed version of original books, started looking at his earlier work - 'The Universe'. He admired his work for 2 years. Then he started looking for a space. "No not there.There I do my asteroidical experiments. Nope. There I go for walk. I need free space there. I do my push ups there. Not Possible". Finally he got a perfect area for his new project. "Aha, 'Pusho'. I have always neglected this cute little sphere. I will play my game here. Oh God!! okay that is me.... it is full of water. I will have to do lot of work here. At least 88 million person work per year for 4.54 billion years."

He started off with his works. Years went by. He hardly took any break. Meanwhile other planets faced drought situation. Planets which were about to have life on them through the well known scientific method of slow and steady evolution of unicellular-multicellular-mean mammals, got affected.

Dobrek finished of his job in time and finally said to himself -"Aha!! Its' almost ready. Now it's time to create my players."

-- To be continued

--*Author believes in only one religion and that is "Matfenk" and one God -"Dobrek". Whenever he gets stuck in a meeting or session, he prays to Dobrek and the very next moment he gets a break.