A confusing story

A confusing story....
Ajith likes Anjali. But Anjali has got a crush on Ankur. But she won't take the initiative and will wait till Ankur say so. Ankur thinks Anjali is his best friend and don't have any other feelings. He believes in love at first sight, which he realized when he first saw Ajitha , Ajiths' sister. Ajitha and Anjali are friends, so she knows Anjali has got a crush on Ankur and used to give Anjali different ideas to impress Ankur. Ajith is Ankurs' best friend, Ankur thinks it's against all moral code to propose a friends' sister.
For CAT folks (others can skip this passage)
Aj (M)->An(F)
An(F)-> Ank(M)
Ank(M)->Aj(F)
M->M wrong...at least in this story
F->F wrong… at least in this story

Okay let's get back to the story..
So we have gotta problem here. First, the names are confusing -all starting with A. Why all names starting with As? I love people whose name start with A, they are the one who screw VIVA first. Second, we don't have an angel SRK to solve this puzzle. Why no SRK? The story has nothing to do with hockey or cricket. So let's put a doggy in the story. Why doggy? I love Doggies.
Ajith has got a cute, very beautiful, very pretty, very naughty dog - Arnold - Doberman. Arnold never barks, just chases. Anna, Ajiths' milkman, still remembers the day when he rode his cycle faster than Armstrong for 5 kms. After that Arnold overtook Anna and went on chasing a bike.
It happened so, once our cute Arnold went after Ankur. Ankur tried his very best to dodge doggy but he couldn't and landed up in the City hospital, totally unconscious. No bites!!! No bleeding!!! No Injections!!! When he opened his eyes, he saw Ajith standing next to his bed, Ajitha was sitting there in a steel chair, reading Famina. Anjali was sitting at his bed, her eyes brimming with tears and nose..leave it. Ankur looked towards Ajitha (in SRK style), and somehow managed to make a sentence, âbla..bla..bla.....
Ajitha dropped Femina, Anjali stood up, and Ajith looked anxious. "What?"
"bla..bla..bla.."
"What happened to you man?"
"bla..bla..bla..'"
Ajith brought Dr. Asthana and doc took a closer look at his patient and finally said, 'I think he is still in shock, it will take some time for him to get out of it".
Meanwhile, Ankur was making full use of this opportunity. He was looking towards Ajitha and saying "bly bla blu....bly bla blu.."
"He is trying to say something... Ankur what is it?'
"bly bla blu...bly bla blu"
"What?"
Even Ankur didn't realize when he regained his proper sentence making ability and shouted out those 3 words. Everyone was shocked.
Finally, Ankur got Ajitha and Ajith got Anjali.
God knows from where Arnold came to the hospital and poor Dr. Asthana ended in the bed next to ankur!!!
For CAT folks (others can skip this passage)
Aj (M)->An(F)
An(F)-> Aj(M)
Ank(M)->Aj(F)
Aj(F)->Ank(M)
Ar(D) still Chasing someone....

He-She (The Pink Bag)

She: Hye!!
He: Oh!! How was your trip?
She: Great. What are you reading?
He: Nothing just BB News.
She: Any latest News?
He: Yah ..this one ...Poilce found a pink bag in railway station, near a weighing machine.
They took the bag to Nehru stadium. When they opened it, they didn't find anything except pink teddy bear, pink nail polish set, pink...pink..pink..and

(He turns back and wonders) Where did she go?

He-She (Bomb Squad)

She: I think I will join Police force

He: What for?

She: To kill all bad guys and terrorists.

He: Go Ahead!! I won't stop you. Better join bomb squad!!! Hope you know how to remove the pin!!!

She: Nope!!!

He: Remove your helmet..go near the bomb, remove the pin

She: Then

He: A long leave .. :D

He-She (Weighing Machine)

She: Hye!! I checked my weight today.
He: So what did the weighing machine say?
She: 44.9!! Isn't that great, I reduced 0.1 kg in 10 days.
He: Huh!! That's sad
She: Why?
He: I thought the weighing machine will say 'to be continued...'

Friends For Ever

River which always flows

Make new friends, make few foes

One that keep changing course

One that hardly remembers its source

Knows it want to reach the sea

Friendship it hardly see

Pond which stays at one place

Make friends, vitriol not its face

One that is calm never leaves its realm

Past, resides in it afresh and warm

Nothing but friendship it savor

Like a Pond, I am your friend...

.... Friend for Ever

He - She (CAT Preparation)

She : Hi Good Morning !!
She: Any idea which is the best coaching institute for CAT.
He: Best coaching - only @ home. Do one thing…
(After a couple of minutes)
She :What?
He: Drop her from a height and teach her how to land on her back

He - She (Dark Knight)

Coming out of the theater after watching Dark Knight
He: Awesome movie. I want to watch it again.
Will you come with me tomorrow?
She: Even I want to see the movie again!!!

He: I know you liked the Joker.
She: Yah I liked him. Moreover I just want to know who d hell is this Gautam!!!

He faints ***