He-She (The Pink Bag)

She: Hye!!
He: Oh!! How was your trip?
She: Great. What are you reading?
He: Nothing just BB News.
She: Any latest News?
He: Yah ..this one ...Poilce found a pink bag in railway station, near a weighing machine.
They took the bag to Nehru stadium. When they opened it, they didn't find anything except pink teddy bear, pink nail polish set, pink...pink..pink..and

(He turns back and wonders) Where did she go?

He-She (Bomb Squad)

She: I think I will join Police force

He: What for?

She: To kill all bad guys and terrorists.

He: Go Ahead!! I won't stop you. Better join bomb squad!!! Hope you know how to remove the pin!!!

She: Nope!!!

He: Remove your helmet..go near the bomb, remove the pin

She: Then

He: A long leave .. :D

He-She (Weighing Machine)

She: Hye!! I checked my weight today.
He: So what did the weighing machine say?
She: 44.9!! Isn't that great, I reduced 0.1 kg in 10 days.
He: Huh!! That's sad
She: Why?
He: I thought the weighing machine will say 'to be continued...'

He - She (CAT Preparation)

She : Hi Good Morning !!
She: Any idea which is the best coaching institute for CAT.
He: Best coaching - only @ home. Do one thing…
(After a couple of minutes)
She :What?
He: Drop her from a height and teach her how to land on her back

He - She (Dark Knight)

Coming out of the theater after watching Dark Knight
He: Awesome movie. I want to watch it again.
Will you come with me tomorrow?
She: Even I want to see the movie again!!!

He: I know you liked the Joker.
She: Yah I liked him. Moreover I just want to know who d hell is this Gautam!!!

He faints ***