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Karzzz Dialogues- Revisited

1.Par Kudarat Ka Karishma Dekhiye Kabir Chacha, Woh Ladka Fir Se Ek Aur Movie Banata Hai- Karzzzzzz

2. Ye Meri acting Ka Junoon Aur Tumhare Sabr Ki Hadd Hai Jiski Wajah Se Maine Dubara Picture Ki Hai....This season HR is back as MONTY -Oh Huzooooooooorrrrrr

3. I am lucky in singing, I am lucking in acting - Tho Yeh Monty Kaun Hai?

4. Mein Ravi Verma Hoon Doston.

5. Kisi Aur Ne Mujhe Nai Pehchana Maa...Sirf Tumne Mujhe Pehchana..
(Pehchana na.tho ghar le jao...kitne saalon se humare peeche pada hai)

6. Ek Ladka Ek Movie Banata Hai, Aur Woh Movie Release Bhi Hoti Hai
Par do hi din mein woh box office se nikal kar sadak par aa jaati hai

7. Hari Om Hurry Home Hurry Home Home....

Foreshadowing

"A Thousand Splendid Suns" by Khaled Hosseini is one of the best novel that I have ever read. His first novel "The Kite Runner" is equally good.

At some places the author has used a completely different technique of story telling. I didn't like it much and I suggest he should avoid it. The one word that comes to my mind for that technique is "Spoiler"(experts call it foreshadowing). The author plainly tells the reader about the things that are going to happen next. E.g. (The Kite Runner, when Amir eats a grape)'the last bit of solid food I would eat for a long time'. Great!! Now I know Amir will be beaten up and he won't be able to eat solid food for next few months.

Wiki says: "Foreshadowing is a technique used by authors to provide clues for the reader to be able to predict what might occur later in the story. In other words, it is a literary device in which an author drops hints about the plot and what may come in the near future or, in other words, the plot developments to come later in the story."

Family Planning - New Trends

The American Way of Family Planning

Known Pakistani Taliban leader Baitullah Mehsud has 4 daughters' from his first wife. In his pursuit to get a son , last November he married the daughter of a cleric. He was making love to his second wife at his father-in-laws' house, when he was killed in an American drone attack.

Next day TOI heading read and I quote - "Desire for son led to Baitullah Mehsud's death: Report"

This definitely puts a question mark in my mind - Is this the new American way of family planning? When Americans are trying to sell their weapons and latest technology to various governments for family planning, Indians are not far behind.

The Sim'b'le Kerala Government Way

Kerala government is planning to penalize parents for having more than two children.The drafted proposal says, the government will charge a nominal fee of Rs.10,000 and thereby punish the parents for having a third child. The TKMIT -Information Technology branch pass out, Mr. P. Podimon has already coded this information in the new Kerala Family Planning software.

Code:
Full Mode: (In case the government plans to penalize those who are already having more than 2 children)
If ( count >2)
ln_extra := ln_total - 2;
ln_amount:= ln_extra*10,000;
End if;

Incremental Logic: This logic is based on the last update date. It will come handy if the revenue department is not able to recover money in time.

Select count(extra_child). family_id
into ln_extra, ln_family_id
from we_are_the_champions
where revenue_recovery_date < last_update_date;

ln_amount:= ln_extra*10,000;

update we_are_the_champions
set revenue_recovery_date = sysdate
,ln_count = NULL
where family_id = ln-family_id;


(to be continued....)

Story Time...(For Kidz)

Once there lived a man named Anonymous in a village called Known. His village was located in one of the mountain valleys of Mt. Famous. Mt. Famous was a popular tourist destination. Its’ lush green valleys and apple trees attracted tourists from all over the world.

Anonymous had a crush on Fame, the most beautiful lady in Known. She was daughter of Success, the apple plantation owner. Anonymous’ father Misery and his mother Hunger worked in one of the plantations owned by Success. With such an unimpressive family background, it was impossible for Anonymous to get Fame as his life partner.

One day Anonymous left his village in search of Wealth, saint from the city of Gold. He walked through dark and dense Hardwork forest. He swam across river Impossible. Finally he reached at a detour to Gold, the village called Luck. Villagers were not at all friendly. They asked Anonymous to either give them 1000 Braves (local currency) or return back. After leaving his small home called Comfort, anonymous had made lots of Braves during his journey. He paid the villagers and reached the city of Gold. Wealth liked Anonymous straightaway. He packed his bag and accompanied Anonymous on his way back to Known. Wealth promised to stay with Anonymous as long as he will cross forests and rivers to bring his medicines from Gold. With the magical powers of Wealth, Anonymous built a big house. He bought apple plantations. Success was impressed with Anonymous and he married his daughter to Anonymous. Soon after their marriage, Anonymous changed his name to Well Known.

Mr. and Mrs. Well Known lived happily ever after.