An Emotional Program !!!

/* This program is an excerpt from the book “Learning Emotional Programming in 21 days” written by Karthik Backbencher */

#include Reg No.21334334l
#include CompSc. paper- 4thAttempt


#include studio.h
#iclude camera.h

Main()
{
Clrsheet();
“beep beep beep beep”;
/* Offhh!!! This stupid time system. */
If (it rings like this = 2 minutes) then
{
I will have to wake up;
}
Else-If (someone switches it off) then
{
I can sleep a bit longer;
}
/*Since the condition in ‘if’ is something like “=” statement rather than “= =”, no way control goes to else*/
Perform daily routine;
Switch (Day)
{
Case ‘Strike’: No college;
Exit program;
Case ‘Public Holiday’: No college;
Exit program;
Case ‘If she agrees for a date’: No college;
Exit program;
Case ‘If it’s Sahrukh movie release’: No college;
Exit program;
Case ‘Cricket Match’: No college; /* even if it’s between India and Barmuda*/
Exit program;
Case ‘College elections’: No matter what happens, I have to be there at college;
Exit program;
Case ‘Arts Day’ : No matter what happens, I have to be there at college;
Exit program;
Case ‘First day for juniors’: Need to reach college almost an hour before J;
Break;
By Default: I will have to go to college;
}

If (I hurry up) then
{
I can catch the bus;
}
Else
{
I will have to wait for some lift and I will get late for college; /*Probability of else is .999*/
}

Somehow reached college;
If (it’s my favorite/pretty looking teacher’s class) then
{
I will go and attend;
/*Mam’ If you remember correctly!! I have attended all your classes and still I don’t know how to write a program*/
}

If (I feel too sleepy)
{
I will go to class;
}
Else
{
Canteen Zindabad;
}

Sorry !! I am not in no mood to slog anymore; I have to go cause she has left the Examination room ;
Bye bye mam’;
Thanks a lot for this sheet of paper;
Thanks for your patient reading;
See you at next exam;
Getting out();
}

Ctrl + F9
Output : Fail / suppl. For sure.

PS : Please ..Please …read the bold-italics statement again and again…I really meant it… you are the most charming person I have ever met.
I beg you…give me pass marks…this is my final year.. and I am stuck with this 1st year paper… I don’t want to be left alone…I don’t want to stay here anymore…Even you won’t like to read such an answer sheet again and again !!!!!
Bachey ki jaan logey kya L !!!