Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…Grrrrrrrrr…..
Grrrrrrr….Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…..
(Just scream …no need of any rhythm…just scream)…
Grrrrrr…Grrrrrrrrrrrrr….Grrrrrrrrrr.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr……………………….
(Here we go my bro…yo \../)
Check it out...my new tire
Check it out…my new gear
Check it out… my back fire
Check it out… how they fear
Oh baby …I have no money
Oh baby…can’t have u honey
Check it out…my speedo
Check it out…my tacho
Check it out…my odo
Check it out…my meters
Oh baby…. You look so kewl
I know ...you won’t drink much fuel
I am hottie
I am naughty
I am cutie
Oh...I am beauty…..
“Hey you …can I ride this car
For a test…won’t take it far”
…………….
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…Grrrrrrrrr…..
Grrrrrrr….Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…..
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…Grrrrrrrrr…..
Grrrrrrr….Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…..
(100...120...140….170…..)
(police siren……..twainnnnn twaiiiinnnnnnnnnn)
(breaks…….creeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk)
….please step out of the car… place your hands on your head……….
Saturday, June 13
Wednesday, June 10
A Prank
I was in Hyderabad, sharing flat with 5 other roomies. We were very close friends and we used to go to office together by tum – tum. Ahhh…so much love and friendship…But there was one problem, if one of us gets late to wake up, we all got late for the office and most of the time the culprit was my friend Rijo. God knows how many times we scolded him, but he never woke up early. Finally we decided to play a prank on poor Rijo.
One fine day, all of us (except my dear friend Rijo) woke up at 5.00 am. It was a damn cold October morning. We adjusted all the watches and mobiles to show 8:00 am. I started ironing my shirt…. Saju wore his formal dress and switched on the TV…Abhishek went to call Rijo…
Abhishek: Wake up man, we are getting late again because of you...wake up …
Rijo(still in sleep): Let me sleep for some more minutes..
Abhishek(started kicking Rijo): We are getting late ...wake up..
Finally Rijo woke up. When he came to the drawing room, he saw me ironing my shirt.
Rijo(still rubbing his eyes): It’s still dark outside.
My turn,” it’s winter season, what else you expect at this time of year…now go and take bath”
Poor Rijo, he went inside bathroom….next we heard was a huge noise…….”aaaaaaaaaa…aaaaaaaaa”………..“Water is damn cold macha…..”
…. After hearing this we went back to sleep.
-Mission Accomplished
PS: Please try this at home. Its fun and Entertainment.
One fine day, all of us (except my dear friend Rijo) woke up at 5.00 am. It was a damn cold October morning. We adjusted all the watches and mobiles to show 8:00 am. I started ironing my shirt…. Saju wore his formal dress and switched on the TV…Abhishek went to call Rijo…
Abhishek: Wake up man, we are getting late again because of you...wake up …
Rijo(still in sleep): Let me sleep for some more minutes..
Abhishek(started kicking Rijo): We are getting late ...wake up..
Finally Rijo woke up. When he came to the drawing room, he saw me ironing my shirt.
Rijo(still rubbing his eyes): It’s still dark outside.
My turn,” it’s winter season, what else you expect at this time of year…now go and take bath”
Poor Rijo, he went inside bathroom….next we heard was a huge noise…….”aaaaaaaaaa…aaaaaaaaa”………..“Water is damn cold macha…..”
…. After hearing this we went back to sleep.
-Mission Accomplished
PS: Please try this at home. Its fun and Entertainment.
Monday, June 1
We are not alone - APJ
NASA Scientists have recently found another planet which has life on it. They concluded that most of the UFOs that visited earth are from this planet. Roger Benedict Dual, a Scientist from Ora Labs of Astronomy, discovered this planet. As per the naming conventions, the planet has been named after him. Planet Dual is 26,000 light years away from Earth. Like Earth it has a star (their Sun) which is their main source of energy.
A press release says that living beings on Dual are far more superior to human beings. It has been speculated that their brain matter is 3000 times more than us. Their technology is a far more advanced and it will take at least 500 years or more for humans to reach that stage.
Still their purpose of visiting earth in early ‘90s is not clear. When asked about this, NASA spoke person Dr. Vidrad said “We are not sure whether they are friends or foes. But we are ready to deal with them in any manner“. When asked how we can fight against their superior technology in case they rage a war, he said a young software engineer from India has provided them the solution and they are currently looking into it.
It was later on found that the young software engineer is from a leading company- NOKI and he is currently working in Oracle Apps Performance Tuning. According to him, nature has given us commands which we can use anywhere in the universe. He says, the sole source of energy for Planet Dual is the star and it is possible for us to make the planet devoid of there only star. The natural command for this will be “select * from dual”.
Brave software engineer has got plans to save earth from aliens. We are safe !!!
PS: “We are not alone – a pj”
A press release says that living beings on Dual are far more superior to human beings. It has been speculated that their brain matter is 3000 times more than us. Their technology is a far more advanced and it will take at least 500 years or more for humans to reach that stage.
Still their purpose of visiting earth in early ‘90s is not clear. When asked about this, NASA spoke person Dr. Vidrad said “We are not sure whether they are friends or foes. But we are ready to deal with them in any manner“. When asked how we can fight against their superior technology in case they rage a war, he said a young software engineer from India has provided them the solution and they are currently looking into it.
It was later on found that the young software engineer is from a leading company- NOKI and he is currently working in Oracle Apps Performance Tuning. According to him, nature has given us commands which we can use anywhere in the universe. He says, the sole source of energy for Planet Dual is the star and it is possible for us to make the planet devoid of there only star. The natural command for this will be “select * from dual”.
Brave software engineer has got plans to save earth from aliens. We are safe !!!
PS: “We are not alone – a pj”
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